At least he won.
BABY RACCOONS COVER THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET SCARED AND OMG I JUST CANT ITS SO PRECIOUS
His pledge to her:
i will kill the spiders. i will share my fries with you when you’ve finished all yours and are still hungry. i won’t ever pop my collar. i will never be rude to your tummy- when i hear it growl and gurgle. i promise to bend down and reply respectfully. i will eat the mushrooms when we order the supreme pizza. i will kiss the papercuts. and the door-slammed finger, and the counter-bumped hip. i’ll try my hardest not to get annoyed when you whisper questions and comments during movies. i will be the big spoon. i will let you win at wrestling, sometimes. other times i will not. i will go faster. harder. i will pull when you want. and tease you when you don’t. i will send you random texts and leave you silly gifts. not always. not on schedule. just whenever i want to. whenever i think you need one. or seven. i will check your tire pressure. and remind you to take your car in. i will hold your hand. i will love you. i will love you. i will love you.
I’m pretty sure I’ve reblogged this before, but it’s so perfect.
90-and-over relay team set three world record last weekend at usatf masters championships! The foursome ran the 4x100m relay in 2:22.37, the 4x400m in 12:41.69 and the 4x800m in 28:17.10 seconds. (via usa today sports)
Charles Ross, 91, Charles Boyle, 91, Roy Englert, 92, Orville Rogers, 96 and Champion Goldy Sr., 97.
there so cute. dying.
what is this supposed to mean. what are you trying to tell me. what the fuck
you will obtain the greatest thigh gap ever
Favorite missing book quotes → Harry’s difficult life
I was sitting on my friends bed with her when she came out as gay
and I was looking through a Chinese food pamphlet
so I put it down, looked at her and said “I was going to suggest ordering food but I see now you’d prefer to eat out”
and I don’t think she’s ever really forgave me