Everyone has secrets. Some are just bigger.

weloveshortvideos:

At least he won.

on the tumblr: white boys must be stopped. at all costs. no excuses. end them.
on the streets: damn...wassup....
optical-delusion:

BABY RACCOONS COVER THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET SCARED AND OMG I JUST CANT ITS SO PRECIOUS

optical-delusion:

BABY RACCOONS COVER THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET SCARED AND OMG I JUST CANT ITS SO PRECIOUS

thiscosmicobscurity:

His pledge to her:
i will kill the spiders. i will share my fries with you when you’ve finished all yours and are still hungry. i won’t ever pop my collar. i will never be rude to your tummy- when i hear it growl and gurgle. i promise to bend down and reply respectfully. i will eat the mushrooms when we order the supreme pizza. i will kiss the papercuts. and the door-slammed finger, and the counter-bumped hip. i’ll try my hardest not to get annoyed when you whisper questions and comments during movies. i will be the big spoon. i will let you win at wrestling, sometimes. other times i will not. i will go faster. harder. i will pull when you want. and tease you when you don’t. i will send you random texts and leave you silly gifts. not always. not on schedule. just whenever i want to. whenever i think you need one. or seven. i will check your tire pressure. and remind you to take your car in. i will hold your hand. i will love you.  i will love you. i will love you.
I’m pretty sure I’ve reblogged this before, but it’s so perfect.

thiscosmicobscurity:

His pledge to her:

i will kill the spiders. i will share my fries with you when you’ve finished all yours and are still hungry. i won’t ever pop my collar. i will never be rude to your tummy- when i hear it growl and gurgle. i promise to bend down and reply respectfully. i will eat the mushrooms when we order the supreme pizza. i will kiss the papercuts. and the door-slammed finger, and the counter-bumped hip. i’ll try my hardest not to get annoyed when you whisper questions and comments during movies. i will be the big spoon. i will let you win at wrestling, sometimes. other times i will not. i will go faster. harder. i will pull when you want. and tease you when you don’t. i will send you random texts and leave you silly gifts. not always. not on schedule. just whenever i want to. whenever i think you need one. or seven. i will check your tire pressure. and remind you to take your car in. i will hold your hand. i will love you.  i will love you. i will love you.

I’m pretty sure I’ve reblogged this before, but it’s so perfect.

hurdling-over-life:

racing-stars:

90-and-over relay team set three world record last weekend at usatf masters championships! The foursome ran the 4x100m relay in 2:22.37, the 4x400m in 12:41.69 and the 4x800m in 28:17.10 seconds. (via usa today sports)
Charles Ross, 91, Charles Boyle, 91, Roy Englert, 92, Orville Rogers, 96 and Champion Goldy Sr., 97.

there so cute. dying.

hurdling-over-life:

racing-stars:

90-and-over relay team set three world record last weekend at usatf masters championships! The foursome ran the 4x100m relay in 2:22.37, the 4x400m in 12:41.69 and the 4x800m in 28:17.10 seconds. (via usa today sports)

Charles Ross, 91, Charles Boyle, 91, Roy Englert, 92, Orville Rogers, 96 and Champion Goldy Sr., 97.

there so cute. dying.

westbor0baptistchurch:

mochihugs:

what is this supposed to mean. what are you trying to tell me. what the fuck


you will obtain the greatest thigh gap ever

westbor0baptistchurch:

mochihugs:

what is this supposed to mean. what are you trying to tell me. what the fuck

you will obtain the greatest thigh gap ever

Favorite missing book quotesHarry’s difficult life

thorxndor:

I was sitting on my friends bed with her when she came out as gay

and I was looking through a Chinese food pamphlet

so I put it down, looked at her and said “I was going to suggest ordering food but I see now you’d prefer to eat out”

and I don’t think she’s ever really forgave me  

morningsuns:

morningsuns:

Whats the most depressing song you can think of

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